(Occasionally, I do feel the urge to write poetry. Enjoy your turkey leftovers with this one)
It’s Jerky to Eat Turkey
It’s jerky to eat Turkey
For a whole entire week,
One day after the next,
Endless bones and meat.
I thought dinosaurs were extinct?
The turkey agrees:
“I eat this and that,
Huge and all over the joint;
Only, I am so, so fat
I can barely walk—Wait--
Now, I get the point!”
Preparing a turkey
Is like running a country
The whole is so, so big
But it’s the parts that count.
So break down and break it down,
Then you won’t feel jerky
To eat Turkey.
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